Monday, August 20, 2012

What Every Woman Needs to Know

-A guy might ruin your mascara from time to time, but no one has the right to ruin your life.

-Yes, the bible says for a wife to submit to their husband. But, it also says a husband is to love his wife like Christ loved the church. Guys – that means to love your wives a lot. Not just when the lights are off.

-There are still some good guys out there. Stop putting them in the friend zone. That other guy you’re chasing isn’t going to be there to tuck the kids into bed every night.

-A good man realizes that a good woman becomes a hot woman. Not vice versa.

-A good man also realizes that it’s better to have one woman than 1,000,000 hot dates.

-Men are full of testosterone. Yes, even the good, Christian ones. We have six times that which surges through your veins. But, lust is the opposite of love. There is no grey area.

-Real men know that there is something inherently beautiful about stretch marks regardless of how ugly you think they are. It’s a mark for every breath your child took, every blink of their eyes, every time they had the hiccups, every kick and every night of sleeping in the most perfect darkness.

-If a woman says “No”, then it’s “No”. Man up.  

-No one can get away with excessively smoking, drinking or not flossing for too long. At some point, it’s just not cool anymore.

-One study found that the first thing a man notices about a woman is her eyes. A follow-up study found that the first thing women notice about men is that they’re a bunch of liars. Please forgive us.

-I heard there was a book in circulation called, “What Men Know About Women”. The pages are blank. I have an extra copy.

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